A man walked into a church, stepped into the confessional and said to the priest:
-"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them... twice."
The priest said:
-"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them... twice."
The priest said:
- "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
- "Never, Father, I'm Jewish."
- "So why are you telling me?"
- "I'm telling everybody."
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