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"Não tive filhos não transmiti a nenhuma criatura o legado de nossa miséria. Machado de Assis"
"Não tenho tempo pra mais nada, ser feliz me consome muito." Clarice Lispector.
"Sonhar é o melhor de tudo e muito melhor do que nada!" Luiz Fernando Veríssimo .

domingo, 24 de agosto de 2008

Meet Marvin

Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is y elling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man a nd rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle it!


Maxine just had to have the last word.

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